March 19, 2005
Wet nose grenade
One of the many "tricks" Ripley's dog has learned. The dog simply waits until I'm relaxed, unmoving, and not paying attention. Then, out of nowhere the damn things moist proboscis butts up against me. Usually somewhere sensitive, like the palm of the hand. The physiological effect cannot be understated. The sudden combination of "What the Hell was that?" and "Eww!" really dumps the adrenaline into the bloodstream. The dog then adds insult to injury by waiting for me to come down from the ceiling where I've inevitably leaped and then peering at me through its mop of hair to beg for positive attention. This is clearly the dog equivalent of a school shooting. Desperate for attention the damn thing wrecks havoc, in this case on my nervous system, and then wants to be admired for it.
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