DJ Duk

March 23, 2005

A vast conspiracy

Item One: Rudy Giuliani, famed mayor of New York City, announces his run for the U.S. senate.

Item Two: Hillary Clinton announces her run for the same job.

Item Three: Giuliani looks to be ahead in an increasingly less and less close race.

Item Four: Giuliani gets cancer and has to drop out of the race.

Now let's play, "If I were Oliver Stone."

First off, if I were O.S. there would have to be some sort of conspiracy involving the CIA. It's just a given. Secondly, any previous accusation made, no matter how silly, can be used as evidence in support of a new accusation. Finally, if the technical data doesn't fit, make some up.

That brings us this gem worthy of a 3 hour Kevin Costner movie. When Clinton saw Giuliani pulling ahead she knew she had to take action. Murdering people to get ahead in politics is old hat for Clinton who was once implicated in the mysterious "suicide" of Vince Foster. Using her husband's influence as POTUS (that's President of the United States, Bailey) she pressured the CIA into allowing her to use their secret weapon, the "Cancer Gun." This machine, although not yet perfected, when used against somebody causes a serious cancerus tumor to develop. The CIA had been developing it as a way to assassinate difficult world leaders quietly. Using the gun on Giuliani she removed the only obstacle to her Senate campaign and now serves on several powerful committees where she regularly increases CIA funding. Quid pro quo at it's best.

On a last note I doubt the Clintons have access to a cancer gun because if they did the number of D.C. cancer patients would have started at Ken Starr and gone around the block. Twice.

Posted by DjDuk at March 23, 2005 01:58 AM