June 18, 2006
Choda
A token of my misspent time in college, Choda is a blend of the words cheese and soda. Choda is in fact a carbonated cheese beverage. Yes, it’s every bit as nasty as it sounds. Choda came in three unholy flavors, Cheddar, Swiss, and the original flavor, Nacho. Choda is the creation of Joe Howard, a friend of mine from college. One of Joe's primary features was that he was always drunk, or broke, one or the other. In a state such as that Mad Science, and thus Choda, seems a natural choice. Joe's uncle owned some sort of cannery and Joe, just for kicks, would can nacho cheese. Not a bad idea in itself. The revolutionary step was to add carbonation. Little in this world can describe the horror of carbonated Nacho cheese. Having taken and imbibed this ghastly concoction Joe looked upon his work and opined, "It’s good." He was wrong.
That didn't stop him from creating more of the abomination. He added some sort of fey chemical to melted cheddar cheese so it would stay liquid and then he carbonated and canned it. The madness continued and engulfed Swiss cheese. To my knowledge only 9 cans of this eldritch beverage, Choda, were ever produced. The initial can of creeping horror, Nacho Choda, then on the first 'product run' four more cans of Nacho Choda, two madness inducing cans of Cheddar Choda, and two evil cans of Swiss Choda. To my knowledge 7 of them still exist unopened. Thank God there are no pictures. The remaining cans are crouched somewhere out in the Nevada desert, waiting to harm thirsty passersby, like grotesque monsters in some low budget vampire movie.
Posted by DjDuk at June 18, 2006 11:44 AM | TrackBack
Can I get a can? I am collecting liquid evil, with the Choda, the Fry Sauce and some liquid marshmallow unhollyness my collection will be complete!
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