August 01, 2004
Morning
A horrible time of day when everything good is already passed and the day's work is ahead of you. Say it with me, "Ugh, work." Morning is a period of utter (The original word here was udder. Yet another DJ Duk Freudian cow reference) hopelessness. DJ Duk's motto is, "anything worth doing is worth doing in the afternoon."
Posted by DjDuk at 07:42 PM | Comments (1228)
Sleep
An inefficient caffeine substitute. Sleep is a last resort for tired people who are out of coffee, Mountain Dew, and Jolt. Sleep is a coma-like state in which the body regenerates (but strangely does not tan) and the brain dreams. Sleep is a less desirable state because whenever you wake up its morning.
Since I lost my connection I've gotten more sleep than I dreamed possible, mostly in small increments. Sleep in a small enough capsule is a nap. A nap is an unfortunate substitute for high speed internet.
Posted by DjDuk at 07:10 PM | Comments (602)