December 30, 2005
Kick the baby!
Just like kicking Kyle's little brother Ike, I am sure that all of our regular readers have at one time or another wanted to hit DJ Duk with a baseball bat. Well here's your chance. The beauty of this method is that you can do it over and over and over again and it won't land you in jail. Enjoy!
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December 16, 2005
Burgerific!
After a recent chat with a vegetarian I was pondering why exactly I like to eat "the scorched remains of an innocent animal." After thinking about it in those terms I discovered something. I like meat because, aside from the wonderful flavor of American beef, eating it is a godlike act. When I get a Hamburger I know in the back of my mind that somewhere somebody slaughtered a fatted calf, burned it on an alter, or a grill, they're the same shape really, and prepared that burnt offering just for me. With every bite I know a multitude of people were involved in the process of sacrificing a living creature to feed my insatiable hunger. Every swallow reverberates in my head as "I am DJ Duk, the great and terrible, look upon my works ye mighty and despair!" And having experienced that flash of godhood I can then go about my day pleased to be equal to my fellow carnivorous gods, all recipients of devoted sacrifice, and to be superior to those unworshipped vegans.
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December 15, 2005
Emight
1. The quantity of distributed computing power in a system. SETI, as a leader in distributed computing is very emighty.
2. The amount of brawn visible in one's online avatar. That is, an EQ barbarian is very emighty. My IM avatar is a rubber ducky and is quite non-emighty.
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